more of the wicked olivia munn

oliva munn kevin pereira and her boobs

samuri baseball

loser

In the time of chimpanzees I was a monkey

Butane in my veins so I'm out to cut the junkie

With the plastic eyeballs, spray paint the vegetables

Dog food skulls with the beefcake pantyhose

Kill the headlights and put it in neutral
Stock car flamin' with a loser and the cruise control
Baby's in Reno with the vitamin D
Got a couple of couches asleep on the love seat
Someone keeps sayin' I'm insane to complain
About a shotgun wedding and a stain on my shirt

Don't believe everything that you breathe
You get a parking violation and a maggot on your sleeve
So shave your face with some mace in the dark
Savin' all your food stamps and burnin' down the trailer park

Yo cut it

Soy un perdedor
I'm a loser baby so why don't you kill me?
Double-barrel buckshot
Soy un perdedor
I'm a loser baby, so why don't you kill me?

Forces of evil in a bozo nightmare
banned all the music with a phony gas chamber
Cos one's got a weasel and the other's got a flag
One's got on the pole shove the other in a bag
With the rerun shows and the cocaine nose job
The daytime crap of a folksinger slob
He hung himself with a guitar string
Slab of turkey neck and it's hangin' from a pigeon wing
You can't write if you can't relate
Trade the cash for the beef for the body for the hate
And my time is a piece of wax fallin' on a termite
Who's chokin' on the splinters

Soy un perdedor
I'm a loser baby so why don't you kill me?
Get crazy with the cheeze whiz
Soy un perdedor
I'm a loser baby so why don't you kill me?

Drive-by body pierce
Yo bring it on down
I'm a driver, I'm a winner
Things are gonna change, I can feel it
Soy un perdedor
I'm a loser baby, so why don't you kill me?
I can't believe you!
Soy un perdedor
I'm a loser baby, so why don't you kill me?
Sprechen sie deutsche, baby
Know what I'm saying?

-Beck

listen and see the video here

do not watch this while intoxicated

watch o'reilly bury himself

this thing is nine minutes long but it shows what a hypocritical lunatic bill o"reilly is. i dont give two shits about this whole argument. i think that if you let this issue effect your life by more than just thinking about either way it then you are a loser, but watching this guy implode is pretty good stuff.

funny, a bit frightening, but in end the really funny

brett michaels head shot

10 bucks the lieutenant is gay

this thing is 10 minutes long, but kinda worth it to see how fucking shit-ass scared people are of having homosexual tendencies. this thing is also real.

germans do more than cars

god i love listening to german

would you shit on this?

Watch The Toilet of Tomorrow on CollegeHumor

listen at the end for the humor

intelligent design my ass

we have one cool president

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