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loser

In the time of chimpanzees I was a monkey

Butane in my veins so I'm out to cut the junkie

With the plastic eyeballs, spray paint the vegetables

Dog food skulls with the beefcake pantyhose

Kill the headlights and put it in neutral
Stock car flamin' with a loser and the cruise control
Baby's in Reno with the vitamin D
Got a couple of couches asleep on the love seat
Someone keeps sayin' I'm insane to complain
About a shotgun wedding and a stain on my shirt

Don't believe everything that you breathe
You get a parking violation and a maggot on your sleeve
So shave your face with some mace in the dark
Savin' all your food stamps and burnin' down the trailer park

Yo cut it

Soy un perdedor
I'm a loser baby so why don't you kill me?
Double-barrel buckshot
Soy un perdedor
I'm a loser baby, so why don't you kill me?

Forces of evil in a bozo nightmare
banned all the music with a phony gas chamber
Cos one's got a weasel and the other's got a flag
One's got on the pole shove the other in a bag
With the rerun shows and the cocaine nose job
The daytime crap of a folksinger slob
He hung himself with a guitar string
Slab of turkey neck and it's hangin' from a pigeon wing
You can't write if you can't relate
Trade the cash for the beef for the body for the hate
And my time is a piece of wax fallin' on a termite
Who's chokin' on the splinters

Soy un perdedor
I'm a loser baby so why don't you kill me?
Get crazy with the cheeze whiz
Soy un perdedor
I'm a loser baby so why don't you kill me?

Drive-by body pierce
Yo bring it on down
I'm a driver, I'm a winner
Things are gonna change, I can feel it
Soy un perdedor
I'm a loser baby, so why don't you kill me?
I can't believe you!
Soy un perdedor
I'm a loser baby, so why don't you kill me?
Sprechen sie deutsche, baby
Know what I'm saying?

-Beck

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do not watch this while intoxicated

watch o'reilly bury himself

this thing is nine minutes long but it shows what a hypocritical lunatic bill o"reilly is. i dont give two shits about this whole argument. i think that if you let this issue effect your life by more than just thinking about either way it then you are a loser, but watching this guy implode is pretty good stuff.

funny, a bit frightening, but in end the really funny

brett michaels head shot

10 bucks the lieutenant is gay

this thing is 10 minutes long, but kinda worth it to see how fucking shit-ass scared people are of having homosexual tendencies. this thing is also real.

germans do more than cars

god i love listening to german

would you shit on this?

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intelligent design my ass

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munn is the coolest.  the only way you can get through this movie preview is because kate beckinsale is in it.

Is this really a real movie? For real?

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john lee hooker blues brothers boom boom boom

after making love we hear footsteps

For I can snore like a bullhorn

or play loud music

or sit up talking with any reasonably sober Irishman

and Fergus will only sink deeper

into his dreamless sleep, which goes by all in one flash,

but let there be that heavy breathing

or a stifled come-cry anywhere in the house

and he will wrench himself awake

and make for it on the run - as now, we lie together,

after making love, quiet, touching along the length of our bodies,

familiar touch of the long-married,

and he appears - in his baseball pajamas, it happens,

the neck opening so small he has to screw them on, which one day may make him wonder

about the mental capacity of baseball players -

and flops down between us and hugs us and snuggles himself to sleep,

his face gleaming with satisfaction at being this very child.

In the half darkness we look at each other

and smile

and touch arms across his little, startling muscled body -

this one whom habit of memory propels to the ground of his making,

sleeper only the mortal sounds can sing awake,

this blessing love gives again into our arms.

-Galway Kinnell

listen to him read it here

ok i c&p this one cuz i get all weepy and fall apart when i try to memorize it

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monty python & the holy grail
caddyshack
animal house
blazing saddles
dr. strangelove

blues brothers

this blond dancer for beyonce is wicked hot

radiohead 15 steps

How come I end up where I started
How come I end up where I went wrong
Won't take my eyes off the ball again
You reel me out when and you cut the string.

How come I end up where I started
How come I end up where I went wrong
Won't take my eyes off the ball again
You cut me in and reel the string

You used to be alright
What happened?
Did the cat get your tongue
Did your string come undone

One by one
One by one
It comes to us all
It's as soft as your pillow

You used to be alright
What happened?
Etcetera Etcetera
Fetch for whatever
Fifteen steps
Then a sheer drop

How come I end up where I started?
How can I end up where I belong?
Won't take my eyes off the ball again
You reel me out when and you cut the string

listen to it here

wait for katie couric

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apocalypse now
full metal jacket
paths of glory
gladiator
saving private ryan
schindler's list

if this does not make you smile then fuck you

momofuku saam bar

it was 12.23.08. my manfriend and i just took a tour of the new yankees stadium and we went down to the corner of 13th & 2nd and right on 13th, directly across from the store was a parking spot.

there are no reservations so we approached the door and a sign informed us that they were in a private party until 5. it was 4, so we fired up a couple bolivars and walked around union square for an hour.

at five, we walked in. small place. maybe 15 seats at the bar and ten tables. the party was still cooking at the back two larger tables.

we sat at the bar. about four or five hot 20-somethings roaming around. we really wanted the BoSaam and were told, after a lengthy wait, that none existed. i think they did not want to serve it to just two of us, but we easily would have eaten it.

so from the two sided 4 1/4 x 11 inch landscaped menu we ordered:

dozen beau soleil oysters(CAN) w/kimchi consomme $30

-i usually only deal with bluepoints, but this was quite tasty with the consomme

meacham country ham (sturgis, KY) $11

-southern prosciutto, exquisite, soft and salty

charred squid salad-ginger scallion, mizuna $14

-squid was so soft

spicy pork sausage & rice cakes-chinese broccoli, crispy shallots $18

-unreal, could not get enough, i wanted more, decent heat

long island duck-dijon spaetzle, brussels sprouts, 5 spoke cheddar $29

-phenomenal, a wicked mouthful of flavor

drank root beer, i forget what kind, but it was a regional one.

now, imagine eating this and listening to 5:15 by the who. it was awesome!!!!

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