stoopid republicanz

this upcoming election is pretty simple to handicap. mccain is going to win.

you assfuckers who put bush in first, and then, with your heads further up each others ass put him in again, are clearly stupid enough to put mccain in. you feel that you need to validate your choice, or make it right. god forbid you could be wrong!!!

it amazes me that so many of you jackasses cant even admit that you were stupid. there are some of you that cant admit that the sorry, sad state of our nation is due to the current administration.

there are the enlightened. many morons i know and love who voted republican the last two elections have admitted they were duped. but the deception will not extend to punting the party.

nice guys finish last which means that you republicans will all rot in hell you fuckers cuz continuing to put asslicking republicans in control is not nice.

ok, that doesnt make much sense, and for a purpose. you need your vote to make sense. you need to stand up, admit that you are a member of society and that you feel all people should

run weasel run

after you watch this for about the third time you'll be cracking up...this kid thought his house was being robbed and look how fast he bailed.

fire lights in the sky

the only reason to live is emotion and sensation.

when my 4-year-old responds to my question about stars, he is looking up, and i can see precise reflections in his youthful retinas, and he nods surely, slowly, looking up at the darkness and says, in, not a whisper, but just above one..."there are fire lights in the sky"...i just about fell apart.

to have moments like that, everyday, is a reason to live.

tempted

I bought a toothbrush, some toothpaste
A flannel for my face
Pyjamas, a hairbrush
New shoes and a case
I said to my reflection
Lets get out of this place
Past the church and the steeple
The laundry on the hill
Billboards and the buildings
Memories of it still
Keep calling and calling
But forget it all
I know I will

Tempted by the fruit of another
Tempted but the truth is discovered
Whats been going on
Now that you have gone
Theres no other
Tempted by the fruit of another
Tempted but the truth is discovered

Im at the car park, the airport
The baggage carousel
The people keep on crowding
Im wishing I was well
I said its no occasion
Its no story I could tell

At my bedside empty pocket
A foot without a sock
Your body gets much closer
I fumble for the clock
Alarmed by the seduction
I wish that it would stop

I bought a novel, some perfume
A fortune all for you
But its not my conscience
That hates to be untrue
I asked of my reflection
Tell me what is there to do

-difford/tilbrook (squeeze jackass)

listen to it here

law & order

bong-bong

how can you deny this empire? it churns on and on. with each stir it gets better. sometimes a bitter pill is swallowed, but always shitted out.

for those attorneys that practice in ny, it is awesome. for those criminals, and/or future criminals, it is a fairly accurate portrayal of the system, albeit a truncated one. in what seems like a day or so, a normal criminal case might take the da the whole six months to indict. there is not that much rush to indictment.

while i have a fondness for the original, criminal intent is my favorite. dont really like the svu much, but i can watch the reruns of the others like columbo. where is columbo these days?

halo 3

i cant believe it has taken me this long to pound it out about halo 3.

the game simply rocks it. for me, unequivocally, the best video game out there. from many different aspects.

1st is the look. sleek, gleaming, smooth play...the coolness factor is huge. 2nd, the campaign can get really fucking hairy, especially with skulls on. if you get through legendary, then you have skills. if you get through legendary with all skulls on, you must be jedi, or not have a life, or have so much money you dont need a life. 3rd is multiplayer. clearly the best and every other video game compares itself to it. 4th is support from bungie. click on bungie.net on my links section to the right for a look at the immersion which takes place once you decide to channel your inner master chief.

steven segal

you gotta give this guy his due. it is quite likely he can kick anyones ass and while his delivery here is somewhat humorous, the content is awesome.

viola!

viola! \vwä-ˈlä\

it is a french word.

for the love of christ it is not "wallah". stop this insanity right fucking now!!! you can hear "wallah" on almost every single food network show. these idiots can cook french food but can not speak it.

try to look up "wallah" in the dictionary, you cant find it.

learn it. feel superior and mock every goddamn assfucker who says it from now on.