phone earpiece = douchebag

if you utilize anything you stick in your ear to talk on the phone you look like a douchebag.

exhibit one...look at this cock on the left. its no wonder that the x chromosomes next him tits are dangling at her gut and she cant drink out of one of those wineglasses with that beak.


anyone seeing you in public wearing one says to themselves "look at that fucking idiot loser".

exhibit b...this clod.

whether it is blueray or tethered, you most likely are a complete tool. you may feel like you are on some seal-team mission, but really, your voice-mail did not need to be checked because you are a loser with an earfuck.

there are sometimes when it is cool:

so sack it up jackass and jump on board for the big win or you will end up with friends who look like this final exhibit below.

good humor