Thursday, June 11, 2009
Wednesday, June 10, 2009
10 bucks the lieutenant is gay
this thing is 10 minutes long, but kinda worth it to see how fucking shit-ass scared people are of having homosexual tendencies. this thing is also real.
Tuesday, June 9, 2009
Monday, June 8, 2009
Sunday, June 7, 2009
Wednesday, June 3, 2009
we have one cool president
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Saturday, May 16, 2009
Saturday, May 9, 2009
olivia munn post link
munn is the coolest. the only way you can get through this movie preview is because kate beckinsale is in it.
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Wednesday, May 6, 2009
Monday, May 4, 2009
after making love we hear footsteps
For I can snore like a bullhorn
or play loud music
or sit up talking with any reasonably sober Irishman
and Fergus will only sink deeper
into his dreamless sleep, which goes by all in one flash,
but let there be that heavy breathing
or a stifled come-cry anywhere in the house
and he will wrench himself awake
and make for it on the run - as now, we lie together,
after making love, quiet, touching along the length of our bodies,
familiar touch of the long-married,
and he appears - in his baseball pajamas, it happens,
the neck opening so small he has to screw them on, which one day may make him wonder
about the mental capacity of baseball players -
and flops down between us and hugs us and snuggles himself to sleep,
his face gleaming with satisfaction at being this very child.
In the half darkness we look at each other
and smile
and touch arms across his little, startling muscled body -
this one whom habit of memory propels to the ground of his making,
sleeper only the mortal sounds can sing awake,
this blessing love gives again into our arms.
-Galway Kinnell
listen to him read it here
ok i c&p this one cuz i get all weepy and fall apart when i try to memorize it
Sunday, May 3, 2009
top films/comedy
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monty python & the holy grail
caddyshack
animal house
blazing saddles
dr. strangelove
monty python & the holy grail
caddyshack
animal house
blazing saddles
dr. strangelove
blues brothers
Saturday, May 2, 2009
Friday, May 1, 2009
radiohead 15 steps
How come I end up where I started
How come I end up where I went wrong
Won't take my eyes off the ball again
You reel me out when and you cut the string.
How come I end up where I started
How come I end up where I went wrong
Won't take my eyes off the ball again
You cut me in and reel the string
You used to be alright
What happened?
Did the cat get your tongue
Did your string come undone
One by one
One by one
It comes to us all
It's as soft as your pillow
You used to be alright
What happened?
Etcetera Etcetera
Fetch for whatever
Fifteen steps
Then a sheer drop
How come I end up where I started?
How can I end up where I belong?
Won't take my eyes off the ball again
You reel me out when and you cut the string
How come I end up where I went wrong
Won't take my eyes off the ball again
You reel me out when and you cut the string.
How come I end up where I started
How come I end up where I went wrong
Won't take my eyes off the ball again
You cut me in and reel the string
You used to be alright
What happened?
Did the cat get your tongue
Did your string come undone
One by one
One by one
It comes to us all
It's as soft as your pillow
You used to be alright
What happened?
Etcetera Etcetera
Fetch for whatever
Fifteen steps
Then a sheer drop
How come I end up where I started?
How can I end up where I belong?
Won't take my eyes off the ball again
You reel me out when and you cut the string
listen to it here
Thursday, April 30, 2009
Monday, April 13, 2009
top films/war
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apocalypse now
full metal jacket
paths of glory
gladiator
saving private ryan
schindler's list
apocalypse now
full metal jacket
paths of glory
gladiator
saving private ryan
schindler's list
Sunday, April 12, 2009
momofuku saam bar
it was 12.23.08. my manfriend and i just took a tour of the new yankees stadium and we went down to the corner of 13th & 2nd and right on 13th, directly across from the store was a parking spot.
there are no reservations so we approached the door and a sign informed us that they were in a private party until 5. it was 4, so we fired up a couple bolivars and walked around union square for an hour.
at five, we walked in. small place. maybe 15 seats at the bar and ten tables. the party was still cooking at the back two larger tables.
we sat at the bar. about four or five hot 20-somethings roaming around. we really wanted the BoSaam and were told, after a lengthy wait, that none existed. i think they did not want to serve it to just two of us, but we easily would have eaten it.
so from the two sided 4 1/4 x 11 inch landscaped menu we ordered:
dozen beau soleil oysters(CAN) w/kimchi consomme $30
-i usually only deal with bluepoints, but this was quite tasty with the consomme
meacham country ham (sturgis, KY) $11
-southern prosciutto, exquisite, soft and salty
charred squid salad-ginger scallion, mizuna $14
-squid was so soft
spicy pork sausage & rice cakes-chinese broccoli, crispy shallots $18
-unreal, could not get enough, i wanted more, decent heat
long island duck-dijon spaetzle, brussels sprouts, 5 spoke cheddar $29
-phenomenal, a wicked mouthful of flavor
drank root beer, i forget what kind, but it was a regional one.
now, imagine eating this and listening to 5:15 by the who. it was awesome!!!!
there are no reservations so we approached the door and a sign informed us that they were in a private party until 5. it was 4, so we fired up a couple bolivars and walked around union square for an hour.
at five, we walked in. small place. maybe 15 seats at the bar and ten tables. the party was still cooking at the back two larger tables.
we sat at the bar. about four or five hot 20-somethings roaming around. we really wanted the BoSaam and were told, after a lengthy wait, that none existed. i think they did not want to serve it to just two of us, but we easily would have eaten it.
so from the two sided 4 1/4 x 11 inch landscaped menu we ordered:
dozen beau soleil oysters(CAN) w/kimchi consomme $30
-i usually only deal with bluepoints, but this was quite tasty with the consomme
meacham country ham (sturgis, KY) $11
-southern prosciutto, exquisite, soft and salty
charred squid salad-ginger scallion, mizuna $14
-squid was so soft
spicy pork sausage & rice cakes-chinese broccoli, crispy shallots $18
-unreal, could not get enough, i wanted more, decent heat
long island duck-dijon spaetzle, brussels sprouts, 5 spoke cheddar $29
-phenomenal, a wicked mouthful of flavor
drank root beer, i forget what kind, but it was a regional one.
now, imagine eating this and listening to 5:15 by the who. it was awesome!!!!
Saturday, April 11, 2009
Monday, March 2, 2009
Tuesday, February 17, 2009
octomom is a freak
i need to jump on this wagon. read a letter to editor in usa today yesterday where one of those whacked-out prolifers (abortion is wrong, but so are the antics of the whacked-out) wrote a letter saying people need to support her because she cared so much to bring life in the world.
the whacked-out-lady writing the letter is as fucked as octomom. she does not realize octomom has a problem, like she does not realize her own problem.
take the blinders off anyone who thinks octomom did this for any other reason than attention.
the whacked-out-lady writing the letter is as fucked as octomom. she does not realize octomom has a problem, like she does not realize her own problem.
take the blinders off anyone who thinks octomom did this for any other reason than attention.
Monday, February 16, 2009
rush limbaugh
whether you like listening to him, and by listening, that is what i mean...LISTENING. this does not mean like him, agree with him hate him or like most of us think is a fathead with a small dick (which i am pretty sure he is).
to find out just what kind of a person he is and what type of rhetoric he uses, simply apply most of his statements about the new obama administration to the fucknuts that got us where we are today.
it is hilarious. i do not listen to him as a rule, but when the sports talk both go to commercial i hit one down to see how is still trying to hold on to idiots.
just listened to him the other day and he was blaming obama for what he has done and saying that he was ruining "our way of life".
huh, is that what the total fucking moron that can even raise dough for his library was doing for the past eight years and flush only jumped off the bandwagon in 08!
nice work if you can get it and man are there idiots out there letting him get it.
best plan, do not talk about flush limbaugh. i know it is hypocritical because of this post, but hopefully he will overdose soon cuz you know he is still addicted.
to find out just what kind of a person he is and what type of rhetoric he uses, simply apply most of his statements about the new obama administration to the fucknuts that got us where we are today.
it is hilarious. i do not listen to him as a rule, but when the sports talk both go to commercial i hit one down to see how is still trying to hold on to idiots.
just listened to him the other day and he was blaming obama for what he has done and saying that he was ruining "our way of life".
huh, is that what the total fucking moron that can even raise dough for his library was doing for the past eight years and flush only jumped off the bandwagon in 08!
nice work if you can get it and man are there idiots out there letting him get it.
best plan, do not talk about flush limbaugh. i know it is hypocritical because of this post, but hopefully he will overdose soon cuz you know he is still addicted.
Wednesday, January 28, 2009
wicked meat loaf
basically from the feb/mar 09 cooks country mag which is awesome, i had to make a few changes
small onion, chopped wicked fine
two cloves garlic chopped wicked fine
2/3 cup of those new half town cracker half pretzel
1/3 cup milk
pound ground beef
pound ground pork
2 large eggs and one egg yolk
2 teaspoons mustard
2 teaspoons worcestershire
1/2 teaspoon dried thyme
buttload of finely chopped parsley
salt & pepper
cook onions until almost carmelized over medium heat, about 5 to 10 minutes, you must hover over to make sure they dont burn. then toss garlic in and stir till you smell garlic. then take onions & garlic out of pan into a bowl.
crush crackerpretzel until really fine, mix with milk, beef, pork, eggs, mustard worcestershire, thyme, parsley, and as much salt & pepper as you think a normal person could stand.
now mash that shit up good. in the recipe they took some of the above ingredients and whizzed them in a food processor. if you are into the processor, then have at it, but i hate cleaning the thing. but the recipe pointed out the reason most meatloafs fall apart is because the meat is in too large chunks. i have to say they were quite right. when i did this, i mashed the christ out of the mixture and the texture was unreal like i never made before.
ok, now, dont use a meatloaf pan. form the loaf on a cookie sheet lined with foil, make sure the sheet has edges to catch the fat. put the sheet on the top rack in the oven and broil on high until the top is browned and i mean browned good. should be enough time to
quickly make a glaze:
1 cup ketchup
1/4 packed brown sugar, how come you look so good!
2 1/2 tablespoons cider vinegar
1/2 teaspoon hotsauce
whisk that shit up over medium heat until sugar dissolves and the stuff is a little thick.
keep track of your loaf. once browned, slide out and paint it with the glaze all over and back on top rack and brown up that glaze for about two minutes.
then, move sheet down to middle rack and paint your loaf with remaining glaze. bake at 350 until it hits 160 on your handy themometer, about 40 to 45 minutes. then pull your meat out and let it rest for at least 20 minutes.
people will freak.
small onion, chopped wicked fine
two cloves garlic chopped wicked fine
2/3 cup of those new half town cracker half pretzel
1/3 cup milk
pound ground beef
pound ground pork
2 large eggs and one egg yolk
2 teaspoons mustard
2 teaspoons worcestershire
1/2 teaspoon dried thyme
buttload of finely chopped parsley
salt & pepper
cook onions until almost carmelized over medium heat, about 5 to 10 minutes, you must hover over to make sure they dont burn. then toss garlic in and stir till you smell garlic. then take onions & garlic out of pan into a bowl.
crush crackerpretzel until really fine, mix with milk, beef, pork, eggs, mustard worcestershire, thyme, parsley, and as much salt & pepper as you think a normal person could stand.
now mash that shit up good. in the recipe they took some of the above ingredients and whizzed them in a food processor. if you are into the processor, then have at it, but i hate cleaning the thing. but the recipe pointed out the reason most meatloafs fall apart is because the meat is in too large chunks. i have to say they were quite right. when i did this, i mashed the christ out of the mixture and the texture was unreal like i never made before.
ok, now, dont use a meatloaf pan. form the loaf on a cookie sheet lined with foil, make sure the sheet has edges to catch the fat. put the sheet on the top rack in the oven and broil on high until the top is browned and i mean browned good. should be enough time to
quickly make a glaze:
1 cup ketchup
1/4 packed brown sugar, how come you look so good!
2 1/2 tablespoons cider vinegar
1/2 teaspoon hotsauce
whisk that shit up over medium heat until sugar dissolves and the stuff is a little thick.
keep track of your loaf. once browned, slide out and paint it with the glaze all over and back on top rack and brown up that glaze for about two minutes.
then, move sheet down to middle rack and paint your loaf with remaining glaze. bake at 350 until it hits 160 on your handy themometer, about 40 to 45 minutes. then pull your meat out and let it rest for at least 20 minutes.
people will freak.
Monday, January 19, 2009
paula creamer
if ever there was a reason to watch the lpga, it is paula creamer. along with many of the new faces in womens golf, paula has brought something that has been missing...a feminine touch, pink, or maybe it is basically a golfer you would drill. in any event, she is smoking hot.
the other thing is her persona. she is not stuffy, or bitchy like that webb freak from down under. she takes everything in stride, always smiling and talking with the gallery.
she can golf to boot!!! she is not the only golfer making watching the lpga easier to watch, but i think she is one of the biggest reasons.
Friday, January 16, 2009
Thursday, January 15, 2009
ghetto defendant
sing it with me: da da da da duh, da da da da duh
Do the worm on the Accropolis
Slamdance the Cosmopolis
Enlighten the populace
Hungry darkness of living
Who will thirst in the pit?----Hooked in metropolis
She spent a lifetime deciding
How to run from it----addicts of metropolis
Once fate had a witness And the years seemed like friends
girlfriendsHer babies can dream
But dreams begin like the end----shot into eternity
Methadone Kitty----Iron serenity----
Ghetto defendant----It is heroin pity
Not tear gas nor baton charge
That stops you taking the city----strung out committee
Walled out of the city Clubbed down from uptown
Sprayed pest from the nest Run out to Barrio Town
the guards are itchy Forced to watch at the feast
Then sweep up the night Flipped pieces of coin
broken bottles Exchanged for birthright
grafted in a jiffy----Strung out committee----
Sitting pretty----Graphed in a jiffy
No pity, pretty The ghetto prince of gutter poets
Was bounced out of the room
Jean Arthur Rimbaud By the bodyguards of greed
For disturbing the tomb
1873 His words like flamethrowers Paris commune
Burnt the ghettos in their chests
His face was painted whiter And he was laid to rest
died in Marseille
Buried in Charlevill
Shut up Soap floods oil in water All churn in the wake
On the great ship of progress The crew can't find the brake
Klaxons are blaring The admiral snores command
Submarines boil in oceans
While the armies fight with suns
-The Clash & Allen Ginsberg
listen to it here
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