Wednesday, June 11, 2008

stupid people

chances are you are not stupid. i do not make this statement because you are reading this blog, but because you are on a computer, reading.

it is a blessing(not a religious blessing, an unassociated-god one) to be smart. it is also, somewhat of a pain in the intellectual ass. stupid people dont really know they are stupid, so many things they should be concerned about they are too stupid to be concerned.

it's sort of like being retarded. you dont have the worries of the world, your worry is immediate...where do i pee, when do i eat next, i hope the yankess win. most retarded folk are blissfully ignorant about the deficit, global warming and your cheating spouse. we give them a pass on this because they, for the most part, dont have regular consensual sex like you and me, or at least like me.

stupid people on the other hand have the drive to have sex. it is the stupid people who get caught cheating on their spouses. their stupidity is not in getting caught, but in not being faithful and addressing the marriage.

the stupid people are responsible for abortion. i aint no holy roller, but really, abortion is only the result of stupidness. on both parties part. clearly if sex was had without contraception, then fuck you, you are stupid if you get pregnant or get some female pregnant.

stupid people work the jobs you dont want to do. if they were not stupid, they would have better jobs. the world needs ditch diggers too.

many times each day, i catch myself thinking i am so happy i am edumacated. i always am assessing my kids to see if they are stupid, but it is hard to tell sometimes, but i think they are ok.

anyway, chances are you are not stupid