Thursday, January 24, 2008

your life sucks

face it. if it didnt you would be doing something else instead of reading my somewhat lucid rantings.

you wish you didnt have to work. i know you are working, who the hell reads these things at home? and if your retired, you have too much to do besides fucking around on a gizmo you dont know how to navigate.

you also wish you were smarter and had more drive. you coulda been somebody.

well what about me? i am writing this fucking blog! my life sucks too. all our lives suck so snap out of it, stop complaining and stop pining for maryjane nextdoors somewhat frumpy ass.

all our lives suck, each minute we live we are closer to death. each minute bush is in office we get a pole shoved up our ass just a bit further and chances are good you voted for the asshole, so your life sucks more than mine cuz at least i can take satisfaction that it was plain as day to me this guy is a fucking moron.

we have some consolation in that his life sucks too! it has to. there really is no one backing him up, in fact i just heard about some town in vermont voting to put our warrants for his arrest for war crimes. thank you vermont. i will eat more syrup.

you should too.