i am just fucking sick of seeing realtors faces. its a plague!!!! why are they taking space up on signs which could be used for information instead of their stupid headshots!!!! are realtors that vain? if you are a realtor and you have your picture on a sign, billboard, newspaper ad...what is fucking wrong with you!!! give us info about the properties you have for sale, not what you look like.
i know most realtors dont even know what secondary eduction is let alone have one, but really, if you are a realtor, its because you suck at anything else so at least pump up what you are selling instead of your stupid head.
maybe its because most realtors are single/divorced and you are trying to hook up?
i saw our local paper for the first time in a few weeks and was looking at the listing pages and at least one-third to one-half of the space was realtor heads, and in the newspaper it looks like shit anyway!!!! all that space could have been describing more of a property, or more properties. or, heaven forbid, bigger pictures of the property you do have instead of trying to decipher what a house looks like in a photo the size of a postage stamp in newsprint. some house photos were smaller than the retarded headshots.
despite whatever jackass selling seminar you went to in tampa and cheated on your spouse at telling you "you sell yourself", no! say no to this shit. break the cycle of realtors being assfucking liars and monkey-wrenches in the cogs of a transaction.
sell the property. brass tacks, not who you are. dont talk someone into a house, your job is to find what the buyer wants/likes, not convince them to take any specific house just because you have the listing.
and what the fuck are realtors doing at closings?!?!?! i can tell you: picking up the check and interjecting useless information that sometimes causes consternation because of the lack of a high school degree in common sense. a good realtor is beating the bushes for a client or for the next client, not sitting on their fat butt waiting at the end for a check.
take note you uneducated mindless fucks: soon your "job" will be gone. your national organization is already losing control of the MLS and soon as more technically savvy kids realize it, the interweb will be the place to buy.
suck on it you bastards.
