verizon is advertising that you should get your "valentine" a new phone!!! jesus fucking christ, when did valentines day become this retarded-must for losers. a new cell phone? why not a new car, but at least, go to some shitty jeweler and buy some shitty bauble in the shape of a modern looking heart or something.
valentines day is for kids to give each other pieces of paper with comic book characters on it and waste time in school instead of learning something. do you think the japanese or chinese have a valentines day?!?!?!?!? no fucking way, they have a day when you only have to work for 8 hours on your studies instead of 12 each day.
do developing countries spend money on useless expressions of guilt? no fucking way, they make the useless items we americans spend our money on.
if you are a mature individual, you do not need a fucking present from your current sex-partner to proclaim your affiliation. if you are being pressured by a person (read female) that valentines day is coming and you need to do something, drop that person like a hot rock, much like a woman who proclaims to be a vegetarian. you dont need this sort of nightmarish person who needs money spent on them to fulfill some empty need in her empty fucking noggin.
just like mothers day and fathers day, hallmark made these things into the monsters they are. take whatever money you were going to spend on the loser you are banging, or trying to bang, and donate it to the human fund.
i get my wife things when i feel like it, i dont need some fucking corporate freight train to remind and urge me to spend it at one particular point in time. who the fuck was this st. valentine anyway?
