cats fucking suck. they are the most useless animals as pets. note that i state "as pets". cuz all you fucking catfuckers will talk about the killing of other animals, and to this i can not object. barn cats, outside cats these things i can deal with, it is the house cat converted to pet to which i steer my disdain.
house cats are preferred by persons who are not persons you like to hang around. people you like to hang around have dogs. cats are emotionless fucks that shit in your house and only come around when they want something. they do no good. they get fat and then you have to spend money on them.
cats dont do tricks, they complain and screech when they dont get what they want.
here is an awesome video which i cant stop laughing at whenever i see it.
i wish this upon all cats, to ram their fucking heads into walls.
as a youth, we used to take massive coiled phone-type cords and nail them to the ends of rakes and swing them at cats to tangle their legs up. we didnt do anything after that like kill em or anything, but it was much fun chasing them.
i cant get over how people put up with letting cats piss & shit in really nice and open places in their homes and then clean up the little shits with rakes and stuff.
cats need to be eliminted from pet status. any cat-pet owner who thinks that their cat likes them is fucking deluded and really stupid.
all dogs want to do is please you, all cats want is for you to please them. so, please kick the next fucking house cat you see, or at least go up to the shitball, place the top of your foot under its body between the front and back legs, and then lift up really fast, like you are passing a soccer ball, its wicked funny.