Sunday, March 2, 2008

american idol


why this show does not win any award it is/was up for, i dont know. anyone who sees it must vote for whatever category it is up for. i know amazing race always wins the reality category in the emmys, and it is a good show that one season i saw most of the episodes of, but idol gives so much more.

to be able to look into the eyes of these people as they reveal themselves, their inner thoughts, their core beliefs about themselves to the world is more than amazing.

these people are the stupid people i ranted about earlier. they are dangerous, and we get to see them perform. on some shows, the people can act or front what they are feeling, but not on idol. to get to hollywood, you have to be good, so, except for the complete assholes wanting facetime, the contestants that really suck it singing-wise are baring their most inner-selves to siranla(SImonRANypauLA) and the cameras.

granted, in the audition room there is a handful of persons watching, but still, we get to see these people perform who probably have not had an orgasm as the result of another human coming into physical contact with them. you probably never even get to meet these people unless you are related to one. in the street, you are such a meek person, you avert your eye and walk by. i like to (and do) talk to them. they will talk to you and as long as you dont insult them, everything is fine. you can evaluate them if they are just fucking gone and in need of help, or just stupid and clueless. its the stupid and clueless that are most amusing.

thats the first part of idol, seeing those total fucking losers who think they can sing be told that they dont have a clue. some of them are calm, but the total losers give the best performances. they cry like babies, yell, swear at the judges, and most and best of all, inform the camera that they will show the judges what they missed by passing them overe that they will be a big success in the industry. to date, not a single one of them has even made it close.

the next stage is hollywood where you have generally have decent voices and pretty faces. here, the good tv is watching people who have something going on get crushed by rejection. it is especially good if you dont like the person before they get crushed, like this year there was that cheerleader and the miss south florida fair queen or something. hey, they had it in looks and had a smidgen of voice, but their personality was that of bad parenting and you just wanted them to fail.

and fail they did, and cry they did, and laugh i did with most of the viewing audience. i laughed out loud and these pathetic creatures of their own making. crying because they felt greatness was deserving upon them and how dare they not be advanced. suck it up and fuck off assholes.

now, weekly we get to judge and cheer and mock. this show is awesome. except for the fake shit between secrest-out and siranla. you know they are laughing all the way to the fucking shit load of dough they rub on themselves.

so many people i know wont admit they watch. cleanse yourselves, its okay. it just a fucking horse race now. pick a winner, it sure is better than that fucking garbage suitcase show.