Sunday, May 25, 2008

grand theft auto iv




something weird happened.

yesterday, i was driving back to the office and noticed i was weaving in and out of traffic. i started chuckling to myself and THEN i saw i was going 90mph.

i am not joking.

everything was pretty smooth though, just weaving in and out of some fairly heavy traffic at 90. i was not in a hurry. didnt have to pee. who the fuck wants to go back to the office?

it was my daily playing gta iv. all you do is drive around fast and try not to get in an accident.

what this means is i am going to vet my kids on gta iv before they get behind the wheel. if they can make it from southern new aldernay to northern bohan without an accident or running a redlight, then i will take them for a learners permit.

thank you rockstar for creating this game which will teach safety to all new drivers.