Monday, May 5, 2008

visors

visors are for losers, especially if you have a y chromosome. just wear the fucking hat people.

i can see the use of visors for women who have the long hair, but even then you can funnel it through the hole made for the adjustable strap.

if you want to look retarded, then surely, go ahead and wear one. it will assure you a loss in whatever you are doing.

phil mickleson was a loser until he graduated to a cap. he kept on wearing the visor, looking like a retard, and kept losing. you can bank on any golfer losing the match if he wears a visor. this does not work for women golfers. one thing that does though, women golfers who wear visors are not attractive.

then you have the cadre of, i guess, west coast blonde dudes wearing visors. they look like fucking retards. i mean they really look like they have suffered a mental injury, or were born with a genetic mental problem.

visors suck no matter what, they are for losers. wear a fucking hat jackasses.