Saturday, May 24, 2008

singers that want you to clap

the easiest way to ferret out asshole singers is to see if they make these asides during singing like "cmon" and clap above their heads.

maybe they do something like "lets hear some noise" and make clapping motions.

now, why do they do this? because you are not a drone idiot jackass and are not clapping? is this fucking singers ego is not inflated enough and wants people to react to its patheticness?

you dont see the big stars doing this. now dont go trying to make me wrong. when i say "the big stars" i am not referring to the shitty fucking processed meat your kids listen to sung by marginally attractively made up little people who are destined for suicide when in just a few years their candle is properly drowned.

"big stars" means those artists that write and evenplay their own stuff, that have been around for years, that dont lip synch, that actually have musical talent and ability. they have made it, and dont need to do anything to get you to clap because you probably already are, or it comes naturally.

these losers who storm the stage, jumping, trying to artificially infuse emotion into their "new" song they just hijacked from an old catalog, dont have anything that is natural except being a loser inside.

so, dont. make sure you dont clap. teach your children well, teach them to not take direction from some alcholic, drug-infused hack they listen to. do not join the masses. pretend you have a real mess-o-education and can stand and clap when you feel it is prudent and earned.